We were at Gruyeres recently (home of the famous cheese, even though the foodstuff loses the 's' and is just called Gruyere) and a trip to the gorgeous castle on top of the hill overlooking the town was a must.
I'm a sucker for beyond views and busied myself happily taking what I imagined were artistic photos... only to find a queue of a dozen Japanese tourists behind me patiently waiting their turn.
Inside, my attention turned to the stained glass windows ...
.... before Sapphire started sniggering. "What's so funny?"
She paused, thinking how to phrase her answer. "It's just that.....ummm, either the artist is being a show off in his self portrait or it's the king of the castle he's painting here and ummmm, he has to make him look, er, 'good'."
I was torn between trying not to laugh and agree and telling her to focus her eyes on something more educational. As usual, the giggling won out.